WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
- Cats may watch TV all day but don't hog the remote control.
- If cats spend 3 hours in the garage they usually have something to show for
it (even if only 2 mice and a piece of string).
- Cats do not steal the duvet.
- Cats chase, torture and kill spiders, instead of standing there saying "it's
more frightened of you than you are of him".
- Cats do not complain about your family. They might ignore them, but they do not complain.
- Cats go out of their way to greet you when you come home. Admittedly they see you as a tin opener.
- Cats do not bring all their friends home for dinner with no warning. If they
do, they usually help themselves from the dustbin.
- Cats really do love you.
- Cats consider leftovers a delicacy.
